Monday, September 5, 2011

the sleep talk chronicles

Since I have nothing interesting to report (and no cute kids to post pictures of) I thought I'd post my latest night time rant for your reading pleasure.


Marybeth: (roll over in the middle of the night) I need the tv adjusted (please note we do not have, nor ever had a TV in our bedroom).
McKay: I don't understand, you need what?
Marybeth: I need the TV adjusted.
McKay: I don't understand, you need what?
Marybeth: (holding up the sheet) I need the TV adjusted.
McKay: I don't understand what you mean. You need what?
Marybeth: I can see you're too slow to understand, I am going back to sleep.

It's a miracle our marriage isn't in shambles.

4 comments:

Kylie said...

I think this should be a weekly feature.

Amy + Justin said...

I concur with kylie...
so entertaining

Kel said...

OK, I admit I'm blog stalking, but I can't resist telling you that your Aunt Wendy not only talks in her sleep, she talks in multiple voices and carries on complete conversations amongst multiple characters. It's very disturbing and possibly genetic, so perhaps you should start duct-taping your mouth at night!

K said...

These are very entertaining. I agree that you should make this a regular feature:)