Saturday, June 11, 2011

Fine, After Cloudy

Weather men (and women). Weather people. Weather forecasters. Whatever you prefer, have life pretty good. From my perspective educated scientists have created elaborated models to predict weather based on a series of algorithmic functions. All that is left for these weather individuals to do is click their mouse a few times and get some results. I guess this is where their actual work comes in. Each weather talent seems to have developed or coined his or her own little annoying habit or frock that must be incorporated into the evening weather report. I guess what is most annoying about the whole situation is the fact that these "forecasts" are seldom correct. Strange enough not a day goes by when a comment will not be made concerning what the weather reporter forecasted. I wish that I only had to be 50% accurate in my job and still have people listen to me every day without fail.


At work we have an old clock that is also supposed to display the weather with a little flashing light. It has four options. I believe that it is stuck on one but it seems to be really accurate and so that is the only weather forecast I think I will ever need again. "Fine, after Cloudy"

3 comments:

Kylie said...

If you're EVER only 50% accurate in your job, your should quit right away! That is a scary thought.

Christina said...

I stopped listening to that weenie Eubank months ago. Do weathermen/women even have any scientific knowledge?

Marybeth said...

like sportscasting, I do not think women should be weather-casters. I don't like it.